Helmet: $40, Retention of mental acuity: Priceless
Ever feel like you're just riding in circles?
Don't move! We've got you surrounded!
Sure I can walk a straight line; Watch.
Why won't anyone play croquet with me?
Ding!
Sir, there are limits to "scratch-resistance."
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